DOOMSDAY: Behind Horse-News's twitter banhammer

I'm on Twitter bitches. #CircleJerk #SpellingError #FuckScoots

Late this afternoon the Horse-News Twitter account was taken down for no god damn reason what so ever. No warnings, no emails, nothing. Thanks a lot Zuckerberg Scoots. But how could something like this happen? I dove in to this subject, after Capper stole my thunder in the story below


CapperGeneral announced at 7:20 PM EST the official Horse-News twitter was in fact suspended. It was at this point that wild accusations were made. At first it was believed that resident cunt was a ruseman, but after research, Capper was shown to not be a faggot this time. (Let the record show that we're all still faggots, though)

Twitrs ded. No.

It was then I journeyed deeper down the rabbit hole. I found what at first looked like PinkiePony's IP, which I keep to myself at all times for personal reasons, and decided to call her on her cell phone. Lubing up, we began our conversation.

"RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. BRONY SCUM. CIS MALE. RAPE. RAPE. PAY ATTENTION TO ME, RAPE. RAPE." - April Davis aka PinkiePony

B-but if that's not it then who....wait. Wait a minute, it all makes sense. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. 

FinalDraft, that sneaky rat is behind this whole thing! After the constant ridicule received from Horse-News, as well as the sheering amount of bullshit we call him on, he decided removing us from the same social site he's been workin the corner on would only help him. By god I'm sure right now he's in his little hobbit hole, slowly stroking all four inches of his man shaft with crisco and orphan tears.

W-what's in the bag FinalDraft?

Horse-News recognizes that FinalDraft is too fucking stupid to read this part, so check out the new twitter. Now go to bed Seth before MommyMando gets mad